OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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