He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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