Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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