i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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