How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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