try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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