Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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