i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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