I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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