Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
