But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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