I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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