Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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