On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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