dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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