plz talk dirty to me
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
