so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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