Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my sisters under your porch take her home
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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