you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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