somebody snuck up and got me drunk
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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