you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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