If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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