Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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