My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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