I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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