Tell her she can't have a vagina
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize