I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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