is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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