gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She's like a pop up book from hell.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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