He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
COCAINE IS GR8
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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