i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
