I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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