i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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