Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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