Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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