she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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