So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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