Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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