I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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