How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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