I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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