i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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