Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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