dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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