Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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