Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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