so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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