I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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