Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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