let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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