Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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