Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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