your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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